Wahai manusia sekalian alam,
It’s overwhelming to see my personal blog transformed into a noticeboard within a fortnight. Hahhaha.. Amusing nonetheless, thank you for the overflowing comments, snide remarks included. That includes you too, Mr. Stalker. I’ve got nothing much to say concerning the stalker or about being stalked cuma my utmost respect to you, Mr. Stalker for your incessant effort. I apologize for the delay in replying since I have no Internet connection at home. I have to rely on the connection at my bro’s office, of which I would only make an appearance at if I finish my practicals in Hos*p Sela*yang early, which rarely happens.
So do I owe you an explanation or something? This is how it works, right? Let’s get on with it, then.
Dear Mr. Stalker,on being a human, we have to use all our senses to their full capacity. You can’t make use of only two or three of them and neglect the rest. You are so proficient with your mouth, but sorry to say, you disregard your brain and your ears. Don’t be so quick with your mouth mister, it may bring you harm one day.
You’ve been listening to only one side of the story all along. Have you even realized that you’ve been so exclusively used? And for what purpose? Think before it’s too late. Why are you so adamant about protecting something you are unsure of? Do you know why I’m convinced you’re unsure of what you’re doing? You can’t even come up with a proof. You can’t even exactly pinpoint what I supposedly did wrong. Go ahead. Come free with the accusation. I can take it. I’m sure my viewers can too. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I have absolutely nothing to hide.
If you claimed to know me so well, Mr. Stalker, you’d know I’m not exactly computer literated. I know how to check my mails, how to set up a blog, but to hack an account is completely beyond me. I rarely even use my emails, especially Hotmail. I won’t be crying if you hack into it. Oh and Friendster? Phst… That’s so superficial. I even think about deleting my account soon. All I do in Friendster is approve requests and testimonials. I barely write testimonials, even to my own best friends. Internet is a facility, but I don’t think I’d die without it.
And how do you think I’d find the time to actually try and hack into somebody’s account? I may not be a superb medical student wannabe like your own ehhem, girlfriend, but I’m trying hard. I actually decided to be poyo and cut my net line a month before exam, so I could concentrate on books and stuff. That was in May. Notice the lack of updating? Two months without net. And been two months since I last visited your girlfriend’s blog. Do you really think the first think I’d do upon logging in is stalking somebody’s account?
Do you honestly wanna know what I secretly do online?
I secretly read fanfiction. Yes, fictions written by fans concerning certain celebrities, TV series, etc. Since you’ve been watching me like a hawk, you should know how much in love I am with the TV Series Prison Break. Yes, I’ve been snooping around to read Prison Break fanfiction. I think the thought of Michael Scofield and Dr. Sara getting together is a pretty idea. I snoop around because I do not want my beloved friends to know I’m a hopeless romantic at heart. It’d be embarrassing for me, since I have this ‘macho’ reputation to uphold. Well, that’s all in the past now since I’ve told you all, right?
I don’t think secretly reading fanfiction is against the law, is it?
C’mon. You’re the expert here. Do you thang. Check my IP for genuinity. Trace your girlfriend’s blog’s visitors.
And my beloved visitors, please don’t be too harsh on him. 🙂 I’m touched for the overwhelming support, but we Malaysians kan full with courtesy?
Well, I’m glad that I provided the viewers with some sort of entertainment. It did boost my rating. Hahha…
One piece of advice, I’m a woman of action. I keep up to my promise. So maybe you’d like to recall what I’ve told you and take precautionary step about it. I’m looking out for what’s best for you. You have so much ahead of you. Don’t jeopardize your future for something so uncertain. Take care out there.