Today I had one of the most momentous chats with one of my tight high school girl friends. Fiza, or affectionately known as Dayang Tinggi to me, towers me at around 170cm (or more perhaps? She's just so freaking tall…). Don't let the size throws you off, tho. Fiza is one of the warmest, most huggable friends I'm lucky enough to know.
Anyway, she was so obsessed with a horoscope article; she has been comparing herself to the statements in the article ever since. Now, I am not a big fan of horoscope, never have been, and never will be. I don't think my personality, my favorite pastime and my eccentricity is something that could be interpreted by the stars. Stars are pretty things to look at, especially during those clear night outs, but as far as it goes, stars and I exist in two different biospheres. Plus, what could be worst than sharing your personality with the other half a million of the world population? Besides, horoscopes are overrated anyway. 😀
But, to entertain Fiza, here goes (cut and paste from Fiza's email):
A tall slim and graceful woman who walked proudly like she is walking in a beauty pageant competition. If she slips or nearly falls, she will nicely covered it up and continue with her graceful and impressive walking step. She knows how to use make up to enhance her beauty. She looks at the world positively, so her face always seem so happy. She will not get up set easily.
Self confident woman who belief in her own style. She will not follow fashion, but standing in between simplicity and too modern. She is a very open person, sometimes can be too blunt. She is an honest person and never try to cause troubles for any one.
She likes to say something that you do not want to hear and yet she can say something so pleasing at the same time. Example she may say "I wish you could make more money, so you could afford better cloth, but anyway it is better this way. If you make more money you could be thinking of money too much and become greedy". She can say such thing and make you wonder if you should get up set or love her more.
She is also a free spirit and does not like to stay home. She likes to be protected, but not to give her orders. She has no respect to a weak man. If she try to over powered you, then you have to calm her down and try to control her to be in a limit by doing the same thing too. She will listen if she respect you. She likes to be herself and like her guy to be himself.
She is a no nonsense woman, so you will not hear she says " Guess what I will do next", or "Guess what I am thinking" because she always say what she is thinking out loud like a guy. If you do not understand her in this matter, you could easily break up with her.She sees problems in her love life as another funny story.
She is clumsy and it is in her nature. You may think it is cute, but for some neat guys this could be so unbearable. She is very friendly, so she can easily turn her enemy to be her friends. She has good taste in fine cloths, good food, first class and first services. Even a poor woman in this Zodiac will struggle to afford such good taste. She could spent lots of money as if she can not understand how difficult it is to make money. If you think of let her borrow money, think again.
She is a paranoid. If she thinks you like her, she may already think about getting marry and lost her freedom and so on and on. A jolly woman who loves sports. She is an ordinary woman who could dress like a tomboy. She has more guy friends and sometimes could act like one of a guy. She does not care about rumors, so she can get home very late and couldn't careless what her neighbor will gossip about her. She thinks either good or bad, you will know it yourself , so you should not bother what people think.
Her wit and innocent look are her charms. She is often hurts from love, but never afraid to look for a new one as if she is singing "Do that to me one more time". She likes going straight and being straight forward. She will not go around to get what she wants, or beat around the bush just to say something. If you meet her and tell her straight what you think, she will admire you.
My feedback: The first adjective was a straight wrong; aku kecik laa sengal! 😀 And glad to know my footsteps won't be the reason of any collapsed building, tapi nak kate aku jalan cam model tuh, tipu sangat aa. The make up comment? Hahha… I'm the girl who can't differentiate between eyeliner and brow liner, so, yeah, you get the idea.
The fashion's comment is kinda true; I've never been much of a fashion victim.
'She likes to be protected'? Huh? From what? And I honestly do not have any respects for weak men. Hahha.. Bulls eye there. And yes, I don't like playing guessing game, another bulls eye.
I'm a natural born klutz, so no arguing to the clumsy comment. And I DO NOT spend a lot of money on clothes! Ok, well, maybe if retail therapy is in line, but most of the time, my stomach comes before any blouses on the rack…
And I am not paranoid! Ahhahha, hello? That's totally uncalled for. Giloss. As if I've nothing to do with my time and fantasize about getting married *shudders*. Maybe Amal does tho. Muehhehhe…. But aye to the sports comment. Sports is a vital part of my life yo, if the football comments aren't already obvious… 🙂
So I'm witty and innocent-looking, eh? *bats eyelashes* And yes, Amal did say I'm very very blunt and very very honest. From what I remember, that was why she loves me loads tho :D.
Ok, kiddies. Til another round of 'The Miseducation of Miss LaiLy', take care.